Pants is:

• Straight up rock n’ roll
• A rollicking fun show
• Great material for puns and innuendo
• Based in Tempe, AZ
• Prone to writing about girls and drinking
• Coming out with a new EP in early 2009

Pants is not:

• Hoodie-oriented
• A cover band
• Perspicacious
• Owned by David Letterman
• Coming out with a hot club-bangin’ single featuring Lil’ Wayne

Pants contains:

• Jeremy Ball – Vocals and Guitar
• Eric Vitucci  – Lead Guitar
• David Gould – Bass
• Cameron Tuttle – Drums

Pants does not contain:

• Aspartame
• Guyliner
• Jack White