We went bounding through the alley
Off of Broadway and C Street
Singing loud and singing pround off whiskey neat

We we’re headed to a strip show
When you tap, tap, tapped the window
Now we’re entertaining midnight on the cheap

All my friends are drunks and lovers
At the end of the night you’re one or the other

You can tell me that you love me
Or look across the table funny
While our friends play smarter money at the bar
But it’s not as though your fakin’
Cuz four shots or more and you’ve takin’ it to heart
Twist off the cap and fall apart

All my friends are drunks and lovers
At the end of the night you’re one or the other
All my friends are drunks and lovers
At the end of the night you’re one or the other

And the music plays
For the girls and strays
And you’re in the back throwing away the night

I can tell you what you wanna hear
Like we’re just friends, dear
And it might take all night, but I’ll get it right

My smiles are getting useless
And you’re coughing out excuses
It’s alright

It doesn’t have to be that heavy
Kill the red lights and I’m ready
It’s alright

Just please, please come home with me tonight